HOW WAS SPY KIDS 3 A MOVIE

dilapidatedragamuffin:

Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER

First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ

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THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?

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Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??

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who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly

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THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE

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WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES

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ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP

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ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE

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Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression

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Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?

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AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE image

AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON

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HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???

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This is pretty much the most embarrassing thing you could ever do in your life

marjoaney:

kriskringle:

glasswalls:

sasayaki:

dreamer:

buttfunnyvids:

I almost fell down my chair laughing

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

my goodness that will take a while to recover from

I almost died holding my breath for her

im so embarassed for her omfg

nOO DONT DO IT

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pumpernicklefagbag:

ragehappystolemysleep:

harrystylesnickgrimshaw:

When I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice.

Reason 325 why Tumblr users should never be parents.

Reason 325 why Tumblr users should definitely be parents.

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egobus:

Australians on Tumblr 

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That annoying moment when someone watches me while I’m on the computer..

jakefromstate-farm:

Well, it’s time to switch tabs until they leave..
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tHIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING EVER

the1janitor:

theepichumor:

Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop.

Step 2: Click HERE

Step 3: Press f11

Step 4: Start typing frantically.

Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen.

Step 6: ???????

Step 7: Profit

the internet continue to rule

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